Rare fotos of Bill Gates
June 28, 2008

Young CEO
Bill Gates, about 27, in his Microsoft office in 1982.

Bill Gates: The Early Years2 of 9 Geniuses at Work
Gates watches his friend and future Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen typing on a teletype terminal at the Lakeside School in Seattle in 1968. Gates was 13 when he entered the exclusive prep school, which was around the time this photo was taken.
Much of the computer equipment at Lakeside was bought with proceeds from a rummage sale organized by the students’ mothers. Gates was drawn to programming the machines and was excused from math classes to pursue his interest.

Graduate
Gates during Commencement at the Lakeside School in 1973.
Gates and Allen in Microsoft’s offices in 1982. Started initially in New Mexico, the company moved to Bellevue, Wash., in January 1979.

The Staff
The early team at Microsoft paused for a group portrait in 1978. Gates is at the bottom left.

Lots of Memory
Gates demonstrates the memory power of a CD in 1987.

Bill Introducing Microsoft



Bill and Melinda Gates

Gates’ 40,000 sq. ft. “ecology house” in Seattle – 7 years to built at estimated cost of $97 million (1998.)

Bill Gates gets knighthood from Queen Elizabeth (2005)

Bill Gates playing video games at CES (2005)

Bill Gates hands over beta 2 of Windows Vista, Office 2007 and Longhorn Server at WinHEC 2006 in Seattle (2006)

Bill Gates launches Windows Vista and Office 2007 at New York’s Times Square (2007 )
“Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become!!!
Bang ur head on the wall if u dont know the answer.
June 28, 2008
Recently a company had participated in IIM’s Placement Sessions.
They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.
1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
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2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
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3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.
The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it’s highest, how many rungs are under water?
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4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
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5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
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6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
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7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
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8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?
Same question, but the location is in Canada ?
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9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
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10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
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11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
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for answers….. …….

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1. The word “incorrectly. “
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2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly
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4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
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5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.
So… half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
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6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
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7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it’s still a hole: the absence of dirt.
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8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.
The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down…
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9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.
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10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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11. The temperature.
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Google Acquired Services
June 26, 2008
Acquisition date |
Company |
Derived services |
| 12-Feb-01 | Deja | Google Groups |
| 20-Sep-01 | Outride | Google Personalized Search |
| Feb-03 | Pyra Labs | Blogger |
| Apr-03 | Neotonic Software | Google Groups, Gmail |
| Apr-03 | Applied Semantics | AdSense, AdWords |
| 30-Sep-03 | Kaltix | iGoogle |
| Oct-03 | Sprinks(a division of Primedia) | AdSense, AdWords |
| 10-Oct-03 | Genius Labs | Blogger |
| 10-May-04 | Ignite Logic | Google Page Creator |
| 23-Jun-04 | BaiduA | |
| 13-Jul-04 | Picasa | Picasa, Blogger |
| Sep-04 | ZipDash | Google Ride Finder |
| Oct-04 | Where2 | Google Maps |
| 27-Oct-04 | Keyhole, Inc | Google Maps, Google Earth |
| 28-Mar-05 | Urchin Software Corporation | Google Analytics |
| 12-May-05 | Dodgeball | Google Mobile, Google SMS |
| Jul-05 | Reqwireless | Google Mobile |
| 7-Jul-05 | Current Communications Group | Internet backbone |
| 17-Aug-05 | Android | Google Mobile, Google SMS |
| Nov-05 | Skia | Picasa |
| 17-Nov-05 | Akwan Information Technologies | Internet backbone |
| 20-Dec-05 | AOLB | |
| 27-Dec-05 | Phatbits | Google Desktop |
| 31-Dec-05 | allPAY GmbH | Google Mobile |
| 31-Dec-05 | bruNET GmbH | Google Mobile |
| 17-Jan-06 | dMarc Broadcasting | AdSense |
| 14-Feb-06 | Measure Map | Google Analytics |
| 9-Mar-06 | Upstartle | Google Documents |
| 14-Mar-06 | @Last Software | Google Sketchup |
| 9-Apr-06 | Orion | Google Search |
| 1-Jun-06 | 2Web Technologies | Google Spreadsheet |
| 15-Aug-06 | Neven Vision | Google Maps |
| 9-Oct-06 | YouTube | Google Video |
| 31-Oct-06 | JotSpot | Google Sites |
| 18-Dec-06 | Endoxon | Google Maps |
| 4-Jan-07 | XunleiC | |
| 16-Feb-07 | Adscape | AdSense |
| 16-Mar-07 | Trendalyzer | Google Analytics |
| 17-Apr-07 | Tonic Systems | Google Documents |
| 19-Apr-07 | Marratech | Google Talk |
| 13-Apr-07 | DoubleClick | AdSense |
| 11-May-07 | GreenBorder | Internal use |
| 1-Jun-07 | Panoramio | Blogger |
| Maps | ||
| 3-Jun-07 | FeedBurner | Google Reader |
| 5-Jun-07 | PeakStream | Server (computing) |
| 19-Jun-07 | Zenter | Google Documents |
| 2-Jul-07 | GrandCentral | Google Mobile |
| 20-Jul-07 | Image America | Google Maps |
| 9-Jul-07 | Postini | Gmail |
| 27-Sep-07 | Zingku | Google Mobile |
| 9-Oct-07 | Jaiku | Google Mobile |
Best Husbands of the Year
June 26, 2008
Firefox 3 launch a success
June 19, 2008
Firefox 3 launch a success: 8 million downloads in 24 hours
Mozilla’s Firefox 3 release event on June 18th was an epic success. The servers logged over 8 million downloads during the 24-hour download day, and Mozilla has declared victory after exceeding its initial goal of 5 million downloads.
Number of Pledges per region
|
Country |
Pledges |
|
Afghanistan |
194 |
|
Aland Islands |
206 |
|
Albania |
614 |
|
Algeria |
4,826 |
|
Andorra |
517 |
|
Angola |
340 |
|
Anguilla |
0 |
|
Antigua And Barbuda |
324 |
|
Argentina |
83,902 |
|
Armenia |
714 |
|
Aruba |
430 |
|
Australia |
179,928 |
|
Austria |
94,266 |
|
Azerbaijan |
975 |
|
Bahamas |
578 |
|
Bahrain |
1,519 |
|
Bangladesh |
3,008 |
|
Barbados |
1,199 |
|
Belarus |
6,845 |
|
Belgium |
70,447 |
|
Belize |
321 |
|
Benin |
105 |
|
Bermuda |
438 |
|
Bhutan |
70 |
|
Bolivia |
3,593 |
|
Bosnia And Herzegovina |
5,119 |
|
Botswana |
282 |
|
Brazil |
233,804 |
|
Brunei Darussalam |
934 |
|
Bulgaria |
63,347 |
|
Burkina Faso |
133 |
|
Burundi |
38 |
|
Cambodia |
528 |
|
Cameroon |
426 |
|
Canada |
297,606 |
|
Cape Verde |
59 |
|
Central African Republic |
0 |
|
Chad |
7 |
|
Chile |
77,136 |
|
China |
227,918 |
|
Colombia |
40,233 |
|
Comoros |
0 |
|
Costa Rica |
11,273 |
|
Croatia |
19,589 |
|
Cuba |
1,637 |
|
Cyprus |
2,797 |
|
Czech Republic |
75,156 |
|
Côte d’Ivoire |
657 |
|
Denmark |
55,007 |
|
Djibouti |
56 |
|
Dominica |
149 |
|
Dominican Republic |
7,503 |
|
Ecuador |
5,726 |
|
Egypt |
9,453 |
|
El Salvador |
3,022 |
|
Equatorial Guinea |
34 |
|
Eritrea |
17 |
|
Estonia |
14,988 |
|
Ethiopia |
277 |
|
Faeroe Islands |
598 |
|
Falkland Islands |
0 |
|
Fiji |
408 |
|
Finland |
67,673 |
|
France |
366,714 |
|
French Guiana |
0 |
|
Gabon |
136 |
|
Gambia, The |
56 |
|
Georgia |
1,170 |
|
Germany |
906,572 |
|
Ghana |
1,080 |
|
Greece |
42,650 |
|
Greenland |
170 |
|
Grenada |
203 |
|
Guadeloupe |
0 |
|
Guatemala |
5,174 |
|
Guinea |
19 |
|
Guinea-bissau |
0 |
|
Guyana |
313 |
|
Haiti |
174 |
|
Honduras |
1,367 |
|
Hong Kong |
52,497 |
|
Hungary |
112,322 |
|
Iceland |
6,566 |
|
India |
118,144 |
|
Indonesia |
31,801 |
|
Iran |
266,615 |
|
Iraq |
443 |
|
Ireland |
43,278 |
|
Israel |
44,773 |
|
Italy |
308,980 |
|
Jamaica |
2,395 |
|
Japan |
581,698 |
|
Jordan |
2,017 |
|
Kazakhstan |
3,440 |
|
Kenya |
1,877 |
|
Kuwait |
3,318 |
|
Kyrgyzstan |
282 |
|
Lao People’s Democratic Republic |
215 |
|
Latvia |
14,059 |
|
Lebanon |
1,452 |
|
Lesotho |
40 |
|
Liberia |
0 |
|
Libya |
415 |
|
Liechtenstein |
465 |
|
Lithuania |
337,575 |
|
Luxembourg |
6,803 |
|
Madagascar |
353 |
|
Malawi |
161 |
|
Malaysia |
41,253 |
|
Maldives |
890 |
|
Mali |
129 |
|
Malta |
2,304 |
|
Martinique |
20 |
|
Mauritania |
63 |
|
Mauritius |
1,304 |
|
Mexico |
112,348 |
|
Moldova |
3,219 |
|
Mongolia |
1,358 |
|
Montenegro |
421 |
|
Montserrat |
0 |
|
Morocco |
6,577 |
|
Mozambique |
335 |
|
Myanmar |
680 |
|
Namibia |
381 |
|
Nepal |
3,777 |
|
Netherlands |
193,093 |
|
New Caledonia |
749 |
|
New Zealand |
29,239 |
|
Nicaragua |
1,439 |
|
Niger |
33 |
|
Nigeria |
2,613 |
|
North Korea |
0 |
|
Norway |
65,708 |
|
Oman |
812 |
|
Pakistan |
7,518 |
|
Palau |
0 |
|
Palestinian Territories |
635 |
|
Panama |
3,481 |
|
Papua New Guinea |
88 |
|
Paraguay |
3,618 |
|
Peru |
24,135 |
|
Philippines |
40,702 |
|
Poland |
259,577 |
|
Portugal |
50,234 |
|
Puerto Rico |
7,938 |
|
Qatar |
2,312 |
|
Republic Of Congo |
17 |
|
Republic of Macedonia |
3,934 |
|
Reunion |
245 |
|
Romania |
134,563 |
|
Russia |
135,823 |
|
Rwanda |
130 |
|
Saint Kitts And Nevis |
140 |
|
Saint Lucia |
279 |
|
Samoa |
0 |
|
Sao Tome And Principe |
3 |
|
Saudi Arabia |
11,562 |
|
Senegal |
1,041 |
|
Serbia |
15,319 |
|
Sierra Leone |
11 |
|
Singapore |
40,279 |
|
Slovakia |
27,198 |
|
Slovenia |
29,110 |
|
Solomon Islands |
0 |
|
Somalia |
0 |
|
South Africa |
25,312 |
|
South Georgia And The South Sandwich Islands |
0 |
|
South Korea |
63,166 |
|
Spain |
376,126 |
|
Sri Lanka |
3,632 |
|
Sudan |
515 |
|
Suriname |
239 |
|
Svalbard And Jan Mayen |
0 |
|
Swaziland |
40 |
|
Sweden |
84,131 |
|
Switzerland |
103,057 |
|
Syrian Arab Republic |
868 |
|
Taiwan |
95,099 |
|
Tajikistan |
84 |
|
Tanzania |
365 |
|
Thailand |
37,849 |
|
The Democratic Republic Of The Congo |
90 |
|
Timor-leste |
0 |
|
Togo |
80 |
|
Tonga |
24 |
|
Trinidad And Tobago |
2,337 |
|
Tunisia |
4,918 |
|
Turkey |
104,308 |
|
Turkmenistan |
27 |
|
Turks And Caicos Islands |
67 |
|
Uganda |
314 |
|
Ukraine |
37,713 |
|
United Arab Emirates |
9,627 |
|
United Kingdom |
392,405 |
|
United States |
3,286,549 |
|
Uruguay |
3,794 |
|
Uzbekistan |
754 |
|
Vanuatu |
39 |
|
Venezuela |
27,384 |
|
Vietnam |
59,557 |
|
Virgin Islands, British |
50 |
|
Western Sahara |
0 |
|
Yemen |
257 |
|
Zambia |
227 |
|
Zimbabwe |
281 |
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Inspirational Quotes
June 18, 2008
Here are some of my favorite Quotes which inspired me.Have a look at them
There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up — Booker T.Washington
Who makes us ignorant? We ourselves. We put our hands over our eyes and weep that it is dark. – Vivekananda
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years — Abraham Lincoln
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles — Charlie Chaplin
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop – Mother Theresa
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose. –Tom Krause
Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength — Anonymous
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.– Stephen Kaggwa
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.– William Arthur Ward
If you would create something, you must be something. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.– Ralph Waldo Emerson
It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, “Always do what you are afraid to do.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value — Albert Einstein
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds — Albert Einstein
The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible — Arthur C.Clarke
Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is — Vince Lombardi
How a man plays game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it — Anonymous
You must be the change you wish to see in the world — Mahatma Gandhi
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader –John Quincy Adams
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore — Andre Gide
When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. Confucius
How Much Does a Miracle Cost?
June 17, 2008

How Much Does a Miracle Cost?
Here is sending a miracle your way…
Tess was a precocious eight year old when she heard her Mom and Dad
talking about her little brother, Andrew. All she knew was that he was
very sick and they were completely out of money.
They were moving to an apartment complex next month because Daddy didn’t
have the money for the doctor bills and our house. Only a very costly
surgery could save him now and it was looking like there was no-one to
loan them the money.
She heard Daddy say to her tearful Mother with whispered desperation,
“Only a miracle can save him now.”
Tess went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding
place in the closet. She poured all the change out on the floor and
counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly
perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in
the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made
her way 6 blocks to Rexall’s Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief
sign above the door.
She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he
was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing
noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she
could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged
it on the glass counter. That did it!
“And what do you want?” the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice.
“I’m talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven’t seen in ages,”
he said without waiting for a reply to his question.
“Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,” Tess answered back in
the same annoyed tone. “He’s really, really sick… and I want to buy a
miracle.”
“I beg your pardon?” said the pharmacist.
“His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and
my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle
cost?”
“We don’t sell miracles here, little girl. I’m sorry but I can’t help
you, “the pharmacist said, softening a little.
“Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn’t enough, I will
get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.”
The pharmacist’s brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked
the little girl, “What kind of a miracle does you brother need?”
“I don’t know,” Tess replied with her eyes welling up. “I just know he’s
really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can’t pay
for it, so I want to use my money.
“How much do you have?” asked the man from Chicago.
“One dollar and eleven cents,” Tess answered barely audibly. And it’s
all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.
“Well, what a coincidence,” smiled the man. “A dollar and eleven cents-the
exact price of a miracle for little brothers.” He took her money in
one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said “Take me
to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents.
Let’s see if I have the kind of miracle you need.”
That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing
in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed without charge and it wasn’t
long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and Dad were happily
talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.
“That surgery,”her Mom whispered. “was a real miracle. I wonder how much
it would have cost?”
Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost… one dollar
and eleven cents …… plus the faith of a little child.
A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of
a higher law……
A Tribute to Beer
June 17, 2008
A Tribute to Beer
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
–Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re
sober.
–William Butler Yeats
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut.
–Ernest Hemingway
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
–Dean Martin
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.
–Anonymous
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
–Catherine Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
–Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity
that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
–Ross Levy
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
–Anonymous
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
of the time and have the time of your life.
–Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
–Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
to heaven Sooooo, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven…
– Brian O’Rourke
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
has taken out of me.
–Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
–Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
–Dave Barry
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
–Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting.
–George Jean Nathan
Why girls like guys and vice versa..
June 13, 2008
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys
1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the
one that you bought them for their birthday)
2. The way the run their hands through out hair
3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
5. The way that they kiss away your tears
6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go
away
7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that
you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel
better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what
you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they
will break you
21. The way that they kiss you
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you
think that you are theirs
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when
you think that they forgot
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that
you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever
they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in
the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things
without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed
within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.
WELL here’s a few reasons why guys like girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth
while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you
think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a
big fight
15. the way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an
hour later….
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. actually… just the way they kiss you…
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don’t admit it!)
23. the way they say “I miss you”
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt
her anymore…..Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die
or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your
life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you
look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million
things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable
consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a
million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of
the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
F U C K
June 13, 2008
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word “fuck”. It is the magical word which, just by its sound can
describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical catagories. It can beused as a
verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by
John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn’t give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I’m
late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy,
fuck she’s also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall
versitility of the word “fuck”.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used To describe
many situations:
1)Greetings…………….”How the fuck are ya?”
2)Fraud………………..”I got fucked by the car dealer.”
3)Resignation…………..”Oh, fuck it!”
4)Trouble………………”I guess I’m fucked now.”
5)Aggression……………”FUCK YOU!”
6)Disgust………………”Fuck me.”
7)Confusion…………….”What the fuck…?”
8)Difficulty……………”I don’t understand this fucking shit!”
9)Despair………………”Fucked again…”
10)Pleasure…………….”I couldn’t be any fucking happier!”
11)Displeasure………….”Fucking shit man…”
12)Lost………………..”Where the fuck are we?”
13)Disbelief……………”UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!”
14)Retaliation………….”Up your fucking ass!”
15)Denial………………”I didn’t fucking do it, I swear!”
16)Perplexity…………..”I know fuck about it.”
17)Apathy………………”Who really gives a fuck anyway?”
18)Suspicion……………”Who the fuck are you?”
19)Panic……………….”Let’s get the fuck out of here!”
20)Directions…………..”Fuck off.”
21)Incomprehesion……….”How the fuck did you do that?”
It can be an anatomical description………….”He’s a fucking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time…………………”Its five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in business…………..”How did I wind up with this fucking
job?”
It can be maternal………………….”MOTHERFUCKER!”
It can be political…………………”Fuck Newt Gingrich!”
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the fuck was that?”
–Mayor of Hiroshima–
“Where did all these fucking Indians come from?”
–General Custer–
“That’s not a real fucking gun.”
–John Lennon–
“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?”
–Captian of the Titanic–
“Who the fuck’s gonna find out?”
–Richard Nixon–
“Heads are going to fucking roll!”
–Anne Boleyn–
“Any fucking idiot could understand that.”
–Albert Einstein–
“It does so fucking look like her!”
–Picasso–
“How the fuck did I work that out?”
–Pythagoras–
“You want what on the fucking ceiling?”
–Michaelangelo–
“Fuck a duck.”
–Walt Disney–
“What do you mean why…becuase its fucking there!”
–Edmund Hilary–
“Don’t fucking light that…”
–Joan of Arc–
“Scattered fucking showers my ass.”
–Noah–
“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”
–John F. Kennedy–
“Houston…we’ve got a big fucking problem…”
–Crew of Appollo 13-




























