Why girls like guys and vice versa..

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys
1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the
one that you bought them for their birthday)
2. The way the run their hands through out hair
3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
5. The way that they kiss away your tears
6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go
away
7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that
you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel
better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what
you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they
will break you
21. The way that they kiss you
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you
think that you are theirs
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when
you think that they forgot
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that
you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever
they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in
the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things
without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed
within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

WELL here’s a few reasons why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth
while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you
think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a
big fight
15. the way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an
hour later….
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. actually… just the way they kiss you…
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don’t admit it!)
23. the way they say “I miss you”
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt
her anymore…..Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die
or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your
life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you
look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million
things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable
consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a
million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of
the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

F U C K

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word “fuck”. It is the magical word which, just by its sound can
describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical catagories. It can beused as a
verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by
John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn’t give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I’m
late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy,
fuck she’s also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall
versitility of the word “fuck”.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used To describe
many situations:

1)Greetings…………….”How the fuck are ya?”
2)Fraud………………..”I got fucked by the car dealer.”
3)Resignation…………..”Oh, fuck it!”
4)Trouble………………”I guess I’m fucked now.”
5)Aggression……………”FUCK YOU!”
6)Disgust………………”Fuck me.”
7)Confusion…………….”What the fuck…?”
8)Difficulty……………”I don’t understand this fucking shit!”
9)Despair………………”Fucked again…”
10)Pleasure…………….”I couldn’t be any fucking happier!”
11)Displeasure………….”Fucking shit man…”
12)Lost………………..”Where the fuck are we?”
13)Disbelief……………”UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!”
14)Retaliation………….”Up your fucking ass!”
15)Denial………………”I didn’t fucking do it, I swear!”
16)Perplexity…………..”I know fuck about it.”
17)Apathy………………”Who really gives a fuck anyway?”
18)Suspicion……………”Who the fuck are you?”
19)Panic……………….”Let’s get the fuck out of here!”
20)Directions…………..”Fuck off.”
21)Incomprehesion……….”How the fuck did you do that?”

It can be an anatomical description………….”He’s a fucking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time…………………”Its five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in business…………..”How did I wind up with this fucking
job?”
It can be maternal………………….”MOTHERFUCKER!”
It can be political…………………”Fuck Newt Gingrich!”

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

“What the fuck was that?”
–Mayor of Hiroshima–

“Where did all these fucking Indians come from?”
–General Custer–

“That’s not a real fucking gun.”
–John Lennon–

“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?”
–Captian of the Titanic–

“Who the fuck’s gonna find out?”
–Richard Nixon–

“Heads are going to fucking roll!”
–Anne Boleyn–

“Any fucking idiot could understand that.”
–Albert Einstein–

“It does so fucking look like her!”
–Picasso–

“How the fuck did I work that out?”
–Pythagoras–

“You want what on the fucking ceiling?”
–Michaelangelo–

“Fuck a duck.”
–Walt Disney–

“What do you mean why…becuase its fucking there!”
–Edmund Hilary–

“Don’t fucking light that…”
–Joan of Arc–

“Scattered fucking showers my ass.”
–Noah–

“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”
–John F. Kennedy–

“Houston…we’ve got a big fucking problem…”
–Crew of Appollo 13-

Child Support

DIVORCED FATHER:
“When you go back to your Mom’s tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she’ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face.”

DAUGHTER:
“O.K.”

Later…

DAUGHTER:
“Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I’m now 18, this is the last child support payment he’ll ever have to make to you. Now I’m supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face.”

DIVORCED MOTHER:
“Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he’s not your father…… then, stand back and watch the expression on his face.”

500$…

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower,when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says: “I’ll give you $500 to drop that towel that you have on.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $500 and leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower: “Who was that?”

“It was Bob, our next door neighbor,” she replies.

“Great,” the husband says; “did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?”